I've been seeing variations on this all over the place. Though not original, it's too good to pass up...
Ishant Sharma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head,
You better keep your stumps together,
Pretty soon you gonna be dead.
How in the world you gonna see,
Laughing at balls from me,
Who on earth do you think you are?
A superstar? Well, right you are...
(The reference, of course, is to this song.)